Post-Racial Update: "Slavery: The Game" – It's Finally Here!

I’m really enjoying this post0racial society stuff, y’all! No for real; I’m so glkad that we’re over all this racism stuff. Jesus Christ! That racism stuff was so 17th century. And you know what? It’s good to finally live in a world where ther are no more hang-ups about skin color, or where the realization of equality has finally been reached, by “certain people” embracing the concept. I must say, it’s been groovy!

Did you know that there’s a video game coming out sometime soon that is based on slavery? No shit! The game is set for release in 2012, and there’s even a website dedicated to it’s promotion (see here).Yeah, supposedly it’s kinda like some throwback game of Monopoly except there’s no Boardwalk or”get out of jail free” cards. I mean this game is so cool, you actually get to go back in time and pretend to be one of those very evil slave-masters or plantation owners and build an empire. I mean how cool is that?!! You can get to build your own America, son!

Check out the trailer:

Now you know three years agho before Barack Obama became president, this would not have been acceptable. No shit! Can you imagine someone like the now defunct and unnecessary NAACP marching and protesting – you know, doing what those old heads used to do – the creators of this game? I mean just think: three years ago before Obama, I as a Black man couldn’t play a game like this and pretend to be an actual slave owner! But yo, today? Son, I can actually play this shit and get my “your name is Toby” ass-whoopin’ on, son!

I swear I can’t wait for them to come out with the Cowboy & Indian version of this game. Oooh! Oooh!! The Throwing Jews in the oven game would so be the shit! Word, son; like I said, I really love this post-racial society shit, yo. And on the real… I hope this shit ain’t fake ‘cuz that would be so wrong if it is. Yep, especially if this is some kinda anti-Obama practical joke put out by those folks who just can’t let go of the past. Lord knows they’d do anything to turn back the clock. I mean we got video games where nigge… oops, where African Americans can steal cars, rob, and kill people.No word on whether you can rape slave bitches;; but shit, ’bout time they came with something like this. This shit makes me proud; and, hopefully the release it just in time for Black History Month, son! Yeah, that would be awesome!! Hell, anything to educate the kids is fine by me.

(h/t Whose Shoes Are These)

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