I Am My Brother’s Keeper, Unless It Involves Swallowing Cocaine From His Buttcrack!

Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments by

I have four brothers, and I love them dearly; but, please believe me when I say there are somethings I will not do to protect thgem. I’m sure you can come up with a list of many such things you won’t do as I can. But let’s just say that this is one thing I’ll never, nor ask them to do, Nope, never in a million years would I ask anyone in my family to help me get out of the possibility of time in possession by ingesting illegal drugs on any kind. The following story is tragic because the end result was the death of one brother attempting to help another. But this type of thing isn’t uncommon. I’ve seen stories of women taking the fall for some other guy when it comes to drugs. As a matter of fact, this is one of the reasons that the female prison population has grown faster than that for males in the last decade. It’s sad, but this is the world we live in, I suppose.

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. – South Carolina Police say Wayne Joshua Mitchell, 20,died after he ate an ounce of cocaine that was hidden in his brother’s buttocks according to a WCIV report.

Authorities  plan to charge the victim’s brother 23-year-old Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, with involuntary manslaughter.

The incident happened when both brothers were in the back of a police car on November 30. The two had been arrested for trafficking.

Video from inside the police car captured a conversation between the brothers, where Deangelo pleads with his younger brother to take the cocaine in his bottom and eat it to get rid of it.

“One of us gotta do it, you the only one that don’t have any strikes. …You my little brother… I’m gonna get life,” Deangelo said to Wayne.

His bother complied and ate the drugs.

When officers saw the cocaine residue on the seat where Wayne sat, Deangelo told officers that his brother swallowed cocaine. Within the hour, Dwayne struggled to breathe, bled from his mouth and died.

Deangelo was charged with trafficking drugs and bonded out of jail December 1.

Once toxicology results confirmed that Wayne died directly from consuming the cocaine, police decided to pursue more serious charges. Authorities are now looking for Deangelo to charge him. (source)

I never wonder about what’s going to happen or what people will say about me after I die. The way I see it, at that point, what does it matter. However, I can’t help but to think that at my funeral, people would be questioning what the hell I was thinking when I swallowed a bag of cocaine from another man’s butt. I guess it could be worse. I guess swallowing cocaine and dying isn’t as bad as having a transgender woman injecting some chemical in my penis in an attempt to enlarge it, and dying as a result. Yeah, try explaining that to family and friends. Check out the following video:

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  • Nobody

    Live Free or Die is the official motto of the U.S. state of New Hampshire, adopted by the state in 1945. Famous quote of Patrick
    Henry; give me liberty or give me
    death. Back in 1775 the crimes against the King of England were met by horrendeous punishments. It is no different in 2011, the jailers, prison keepers, police, judges, prosecutors and probation officers get bountiful income as result of state vs individual, or united states vs individual convictions. Even if the offense is hurtful to many and would require some deterrant, the extremeley long sentences, and the nearly impossible probation requirements with nearly guaranteed probation violations, can only be explained by extreme conservative desires, to keep the money in the pockets they went today.

  • Nobody

    ..which leads to the topic of disenfranchisement

    http://www.brennancenter.org/page/-/d/download_file_48642.pdf

    the system is build from bottom up, to prevent voting unfavorably against the entity that resisted amendment of the law, resisted relaxation of sentencing, etc.

    Because so much money is involved, the benefactors of the status quo only have give away a minute portion of their income, to already succesfully leverage the entire system by means of buying public media time TV ads (fox?) and newspapers, and of course by directly influencing congress, judges, police as much as they can get away with, yet staying under the radar of current statues of anti-corruption laws.

    The opposite is ofcourse true: in the future you may have to invest more money from your paycheck to fight back. Either you pay your contribution now, for having the right ads and counter attacks on TV  — or then you pay double or tripple to your defense lawyer, when you get accused of a crime against the “state”.

    ..  or then go to prison, as is the probably the fate of many brothers. If you have any money left in your pocket, spend it well.

  • Dorian Mode

    Oh, man I’ve heard of some sick shit, but this takes the cake.