Archive for Slave Catcher

Bill O’Reilly: Blacks in Chicago are Killing Each Other Because Whites No Longer Buying Drugs

Sep 19, 2012 1 Comment

Word on the street is that the Chicago teachers strike has officially ended. I’m not too sure about the details, but word is that the teachers union voted to suspend the strike this afternoon, and classes will resume as early as Wednesday. I’m not sure if both sides have come to an amicable agreement, but [...]

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The Questionable Racial and Ideological Authenticity of Mia Love

Sep 02, 2012 2 Comments

Let’s talk about the questionable racial and ideological authenticity of Mia Love, shall we? Let’s talk a bit about Mia Love. Yes, that Mia Love, the lovely New York-born daughter of Haitian immigrants currently running for Congress from the state of Utah. The same Mia Love who gave such an incredibly naïve speech at the [...]

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White People are the Last Slaves in America

Aug 22, 2012 4 Comments

Got a question for you, white people….now that the rich elite have destroyed the middle class, what are you going to do? There is no middle ground anymore….poor white people are back to being on equal footing with black people….just like back in slavery days in America. Prior to 1670….poor white people were treated the [...]

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Black Women at the London Olympics: An Open Letter to Essence Magazine

Aug 16, 2012 3 Comments

Dear Ms. Constance White, The 2012 Olympic Games have come to a close and we are in complete and utter awe of the magnificent Black women, American and international, who have competed in an array of sporting events, and in many instances, won medals. We did enjoy the article feature in the June issue on [...]

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Crip Walking on Heaux: Serena Williams’ Gold Medal Dance Criticized

Aug 06, 2012 2 Comments

When Justin Bieber, a Canadian who wears sagging pants (a fashion style that is said to come from prison culture), tweets Missy Franklin for winning a gold, it is called sweet teen spirit. When volleyball players sport itty-bitty-titty bikini’s in front of the royal palace, it’s called a proper uniform. When the English Queen does [...]

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Flying Squirrels, Jumping Monkeys, & Gabby Douglas

Aug 06, 2012 8 Comments

There isn’t anything remotely close to London Olympic gold medalist, Gabby Douglas, being a squirrel—be it flying, scurrying or smashed like roadkill. Gabby is the quintessential American hero who has risen like a graceful Phoenix—dark skin, thick lips, broad nose, coily hair and all. Gabby is not a mascot that you pat in sympathy with white [...]

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Glenn Beck: Conservatives are “Second Class Citizens,” and Black Pastor Agrees

Aug 05, 2012 No Comments

Pastor C.L. Bryant, a Black Republican, refers to himself as a “runaway slave,” in the following interview with Glenn Beck. Bryant was essentially promoting the latest Coonrasric epic propagandist film production, Runaway Slaves which is currently in theaters (more on that foolishness in a future post). Beck also says in the interview, that Conservatives are [...]

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Gabby Douglass, London Olympics, & Hair Politics

Aug 04, 2012 8 Comments

I write this journal entry particularly to the black women who thought Gabby Douglas’ hair was inappropriate or “unkempt.” While the rest of the U.S. are celebrating a newly minted American hero, some Negroes are fuming over something as petty as her hair. I guess this is what happens when the emphasis for black women [...]

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George Lopez: “Romney is a fucking Latino and he won’t admit it.”

Jul 17, 2012 No Comments

As if Mitt Romney needed the pressure of having his white male privilege challenged by yet another minority — c’mon, you know it’s the only reason he demanded an apology from Barack Obama — in steps comedian George Lopez to pull his card. In a recent stand-up routine, Lopez shocked the world when he said, [...]

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Slave Catcher Alert: Allen West Has a Weird Slavery Fetish, Likens Obama to a Slave Master

Jul 09, 2012 No Comments

Why is Allen West so obsessed with slavery? First, there was last week when he suggested that some people who support Obama would rather not own their own keep and instead would rather be his “slave,” and now he is comparing Social Security to slavery. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I think of Mr. [...]

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Slave Catcher Alert: Morgan Freeman Says Obama Not America’s First Black President

Jul 06, 2012 14 Comments

So actor Morgan Freman said that Pres. Obama isn’t America’s first black president. And now that scientist have found the God Particle, which has completely killed the notion of God looking anything Yoda or a black guy who wears white outfits. I suppose Morgan Freeman is frustrated. Morgan Freeman is one of my favorite actors. [...]

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