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POLL: White Voters More Supportive of Mitt Romney than Barack Obama – They Must Be Racist, Right?

Jun 05, 2012 1 Comment

I try not to pay too much attention to polls this far out from the general election. I don’t, because I truly feel that people are liars – yes, I firmly believe most people polled tend to tell pollsters what they think they want to hear. However, being the racism chasing hustler I am, I [...]

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Cory Booker Was Right About Private Equity Firms, But You Were Too Stupid To Understand

May 23, 2012 9 Comments

It was revealed about a week ago by the New York Times, that Chicago Cubs owner John Ricketts, had a plan to spend up to $10 million in a negative ad campaign intended to smear Pres. Obama by reintroducing Rev. Jeremiah Wright. You know, Barack Obama’s radical preacher and the leader of the church where [...]

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Democracy In Action: 350lb Man Protests Wisconsin Restaurant’s All-You-Can-Eat Policy

May 21, 2012 4 Comments

Two things about America: we believe in democracy, and we’re the most obese nation on the planet. Yes, more people would probably vote this year if they were given a plate of free food in exchange for casting a ballot. Having said that, here’s an example of what a true American patriot is all about. [...]

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Right-Wing Group Says: Minority Births “Not A Good Thing.”

May 18, 2012 1 Comment

So, for the first time in history, according to a Census Bureau report published by the New York Times, last year over 50% of all babies born in America, were babies born to minorities. So what does this all mean? OK, well let me cue Public Enemy’s classic album, “Fear Of A Black Planet” before I explain. [...]

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Wait, is Barack Obama Gay? Uhm, is He Still Black?!!

May 16, 2012 2 Comments

Last week after Pres. Obama’s made his “evolution” on gay marriage public, my initial thought was: great, now they’re going to say that Obama is gay, and all gay people are now going to vote for him because of it. You know, pretty much in the same way all black people voted for him in [...]

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Post-Racial Update: Republican KKK Leader Running for Sheriff Invites Media to Cross Burning

May 14, 2012 1 Comment

As if Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio wasn’t bad enough, in steps Shaun Winkler, a white supremacist running for sheriff. As a Republican, Winkler hopes to become Bonner County, Idaho’s next sheriff. As anybody running for office will tell you, media attention is something welcomed and often sought by candidates. That said, not one [...]

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Obama’s America: White New Jersey Mother Arrested For Tanning 6-Year-Old Daughter

May 02, 2012 9 Comments

Apparently things are pretty bad for white folks in America these days. Sure, we’re post-racial; and yes, the country is being headed by a guy with black skin. However, with the crippling white unemployment rate in this post-recessionary jobless economy, coupled with the usual centuries-long internalized oppression forced upon them by slavery and that Jim Crow thing– [...]

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Female Sexual Assault + Hate Crime = How Men Turn Lesbians Straight?

May 01, 2012 3 Comments

What would you do if you came home and accidently discovered your daughter making out with another girl? Would you be surprised? Hurt or alarmed? Would you think she’s going through a ‘growing phase’ and then seek therapy for her, you know, so that she could fix her problem? You might even be so desperate for help that [...]

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Post-Racial Update: Restaurants, Racist Bar Signs, & Racist NHL Hockey Fan Tweets

Apr 26, 2012 1 Comment

So, here we are with yet another post-racial America update. How long has it been now? What, almost four years? Man, time sure has flown since that cold day in January 2009 when us minorities gained full equality here in America. All thanks and praises due to president Barack Obama of course. Just think, if [...]

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Mia Love: She’s Black, She’s Mormon, & She’s a Rising GOP Star Running for Congress

Apr 25, 2012 10 Comments

Recently, in a conversation about Mitt Romney with a friend, I joked that there was no way that a Black Republican of Mormon faith existed. In my mind the odds of this person existing was somewhere up there right along with the reality of pink unicorns, Santa Claus, and Mark Sanchez winning a Superbowl with [...]

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Political Fun Fact: Jesus was a Liberal, Satan Set to Endorse Mitt Romney Any Day Now

Apr 25, 2012 3 Comments

This post is not to get into the semantics of whether or not your choice is to believe that he was or not a historical figure or to incite argument as to whether he was a created fable constructed to try to teach an immoral people to not be immoral. I am more than accepting [...]

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