Archive for GOP

John Rocker: Former MLB Player Would Rather Vote For Satan Than Obama

Jun 05, 2012 14 Comments

The budding Zombie apocalypse down in Florida is just too easy, or it would have been if I have written this last week, so I will not go there.  Instead, I choose to talk about shamed former-MLB pitcher John Rocker. Since his racist/sexist/homophobic tirade(s) and the Braves’ unwillingness to put up with it on the [...]

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POLL: White Voters More Supportive of Mitt Romney than Barack Obama – They Must Be Racist, Right?

Jun 05, 2012 1 Comment

I try not to pay too much attention to polls this far out from the general election. I don’t, because I truly feel that people are liars – yes, I firmly believe most people polled tend to tell pollsters what they think they want to hear. However, being the racism chasing hustler I am, I [...]

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Cory Booker Was Right About Private Equity Firms, But You Were Too Stupid To Understand

May 23, 2012 9 Comments

It was revealed about a week ago by the New York Times, that Chicago Cubs owner John Ricketts, had a plan to spend up to $10 million in a negative ad campaign intended to smear Pres. Obama by reintroducing Rev. Jeremiah Wright. You know, Barack Obama’s radical preacher and the leader of the church where [...]

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Democracy In Action: 350lb Man Protests Wisconsin Restaurant’s All-You-Can-Eat Policy

May 21, 2012 4 Comments

Two things about America: we believe in democracy, and we’re the most obese nation on the planet. Yes, more people would probably vote this year if they were given a plate of free food in exchange for casting a ballot. Having said that, here’s an example of what a true American patriot is all about. [...]

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Right-Wing Group Says: Minority Births “Not A Good Thing.”

May 18, 2012 1 Comment

So, for the first time in history, according to a Census Bureau report published by the New York Times, last year over 50% of all babies born in America, were babies born to minorities. So what does this all mean? OK, well let me cue Public Enemy’s classic album, “Fear Of A Black Planet” before I explain. [...]

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Obama’s America: White New Jersey Mother Arrested For Tanning 6-Year-Old Daughter

May 02, 2012 9 Comments

Apparently things are pretty bad for white folks in America these days. Sure, we’re post-racial; and yes, the country is being headed by a guy with black skin. However, with the crippling white unemployment rate in this post-recessionary jobless economy, coupled with the usual centuries-long internalized oppression forced upon them by slavery and that Jim Crow thing– [...]

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Female Sexual Assault + Hate Crime = How Men Turn Lesbians Straight?

May 01, 2012 3 Comments

What would you do if you came home and accidently discovered your daughter making out with another girl? Would you be surprised? Hurt or alarmed? Would you think she’s going through a ‘growing phase’ and then seek therapy for her, you know, so that she could fix her problem? You might even be so desperate for help that [...]

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Mia Love: She’s Black, She’s Mormon, & She’s a Rising GOP Star Running for Congress

Apr 25, 2012 10 Comments

Recently, in a conversation about Mitt Romney with a friend, I joked that there was no way that a Black Republican of Mormon faith existed. In my mind the odds of this person existing was somewhere up there right along with the reality of pink unicorns, Santa Claus, and Mark Sanchez winning a Superbowl with [...]

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Reason to Vote for Mitt Romney #593: Obama is Black, He Hates Women, & He Ate Dog Meat

Apr 18, 2012 2 Comments

So because Barack Obama wasn’t properly vetted before 2008′s general elections, America ended up with a Kenyan Marxist with a fake birth certificate as president. Thanks to my right-wing friends who are hell bent on being duped a second time, and being forced to suffer the turmoil of white slavery due to four more years [...]

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Rick Santorum: Don’t go, Rick, we’ll miss you!

Apr 13, 2012 No Comments

I am disappointed… Citing the needs of his daughter who has something called Trisomy 18 as reasoning, Rick Santorum announced the “suspension” of his push for the GOP nomination. Of late, he had emerged as the only one who might be primed to give Mitt Romney a run for his money – but not literally [...]

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Daniel Adkins, Left-Wing Media, & the Arizona “Stand-Your-Ground” Victim Ignored

Apr 09, 2012 23 Comments

First of all, let me say that in principle I support the controversial and much discussed Stand Your Ground law. Why I do doesn’t really matter; and, for all intents and purposes of this post, I don’t feel like discussing why I support it. However, what I’d like to talk about is yet another case [...]

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