Archive for Airport Security

TSA, “the Illegals” and Why Mention of Project Mayhem Makes Me Giggle

May 20, 2012 1 Comment by

My local headlines were all a-fluffered about the recent discoveryof  Bimbo Olumuyiwa Oyewole (ohl-oo-moo-YEE’-wah oh-YEH’-woh-leh), an illegal immigrant from Nigeria who has been punching a clock at Newark International Airport for over two decades now. According the New York Times, the real Jerry Thomas was shot to death in July 1992 in front of the Y on Parsons [...]

Airport Security, Immigration, Politics, Racial Profiling, Racial Stereotypes, TSA, War On Terror, White Privilege Read more

Pure F*ckery: Saggy Pants, Nigerian Stowaways, & White Men Flying in Panties

Jul 01, 2011 No Comments by

OK look, before I get into this piece, I want you folks to know that I’m really mad at y’all. No seriously, I’m mad that none of you told me the story about the brotha being kicked off the plane for saggy pants, and the white man being allowed to fly wearing nothing but a [...]

Airport Security, Crossdresser, Fuckery, Home Grown Terrorists, Nigerian Stowaway, TSA Read more