Jesus Wept: So, is Fighting Over a Man in Church What’s Hot?

Dec 23, 2011 5 Comments by

Well, since everyone in America is focused on celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ in a couple of days, Since everybody is now religious, and acting like all good Christians should by punching shoppers in the face, I have to ask; Umm, are women fighting over men in church what’s hot now? I swear, some of y’all folks crack me up. The sad thing is that this sort of thing probably happens a lot across America on Sunday morning.

No, I’m not talking about women throwing blows. I am however talking about so-called good Christian women sitting up in the pews while having a funky attitude the morning after joyfully having an adulterous peen belonging to a fellow church member, gladly inserted in their mouths. Forget splitting the baby in half, does the pastor have to split a dick or sumthin’ to make the “sisters” act right? I mean damn, where’s the love?!! What’s next, praise dancing on stripper poles?? Oh, and they did this shit on First Sunday too? I don’t know, but it sounds like somebody spiked the grape juice at New Salem.

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  • http://reggiesblogspotrantings.blogspot.com/ Reggie

    Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me…………

    • http://rippdemup.com/ RiPPa

      LMAO… Merry Christmas to you and yours, my brotha. That’s all I can say in response to that most epic comment.

  • Anonymous

    Saw this a few days ago. My thing is this: when a man has two women, why do women oft make each other enemies instead of holding him accountable? Sigh. 

    • http://rippdemup.com/ RiPPa

      I call it the “my pussy is better than yours,” syndrome. I think deep down inside some women do equate love to sex. And hence the fuckery.

      • http://twitter.com/MelodiousMo MochaMixx

        “Sunshine what they call me…” (iKid) but I agree with you.