“I am glad these traitorous leaders of the Republican Party appointed this Black racist, affirmative action advocate to the head of the Republican party because this will lead to a huge revolt among the Republican base. As a former Republican official, I can tell you that millions of rank-and-file Republicans are mad as hell and aren’t going to take it anymore! We will either take the Republican Party back over the next four years or we will say, “To Hell With the Republican Party!” And we will take 90 percent of Republicans with us into a New Party that will take its current place!”- David Duke (Former Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan)

America is indeed changing folks – yes it is. A little over a week ago we saw the swearing in of the first Black president, and people were quick to use it as the exclamation mark on our “post racial” society. It’s just too bad that David Duke didn’t get the memo like the rest of us Americans.

Heck, even a few well known Black celebrities endorsed this notion. Me being me, I never wanted to accept it, and in doing so, I had to fight to prove to the online world that old racists such as myself don’t die too easily.

Yes folks, I’ll be cool for now, unless another innocent unarmed Black man gets shot by the cops or something like that. I’ll be basking in the glow of post racialness as I sip a drink of tolerance. Hell I might even form a my own social organization….

GAY BLACK JEWISH KLANSMEN OF AMERICA

Oh yeah the GAY part has a double meaning: Tolerance! How cool is that?!!

So why the change? Well its obvious that racism is now officially dead now that Michael Steele has been appointed chairman of the republican party. I mean who would have ever thought that would happen? See, look at me sounding like the old “Happy Negro” on November 5th. Only difference is that I have no tears in my eyes. Thats right folks, I’m not that happy.

Not that I’m hatin’ on Michael Steele or anything. Believe me when I say that I am proud of his accomplishment as a Black man. I mean, him being elected chairperson of the RNC has to be the equivalent of O.J. Simpson stumbling upon a KKK cross burning in the backwoods of Mississippi, and living to walk away unharmed without any rope burns around the neck, with an open invitation to the next BBQ, or even being named Godfather to one of their kids.

Ok well maybe not that deep but kinda. I mean the guy wasn’t even a comitee member for crying out loud. He was an outsider in the grand scheme of things. Hell he needed a majority vote of 85 out of a possible 185 to win, and they had to vote 6 times before he even got the 91 he received. Could you imagine the deliberation among the voters as they voted all six times?

Yes folks, things haven’t been too good for the republican party for a while now, and like another now famous “Magic Negro” Michael Steele is the messiah. Thats right, he is the man who will be responsible for bringing sexy back to conservatism. Lets face it, when you have Rush Limbaugh going toe to toe with Obama and coming off like he’s running the party you’re in trouble.

In all honestly, I wish him the best of luck in his endeavors as RNC Chairman because he’s gonna need it. But then again maybe he doesn’t need luck. Maybe this is indeed a new America, and hence a new republican party. Maybe gone are the days of the old Nixon Southern Strategy, divisiveness, dirty politics and all that democrats and liberals have come to love about the republican party. Maybe this is in fact a new day.

Lets hope that it is for Michael Steele’s sake. I’d sure hate to be him having to walk around with my asshole tight for fear of being screwed by my people. It surely is a new day when the children of Black Conservatives can honestly grow up to believe and think they can actually be the face of the republican party after all the years the party proclaimed it never needed the Black Vote.

I wonder if he’s Muslim?

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RiPPa is the creator, publisher, and editor-in-chief of The Intersection of Madness & Reality. As a writer, he uses his sense of humor, sarcasm, and sardonic negro wit to convey his opinion. Being the habitual line-stepper and fire-breathing liberal-progressive, whether others agree with him, isn’t his concern. He loves fried chicken, watermelon, and President Barack Obama. Yes, he's Black; yes, he's proud; and yes, he says it loud. As such, he's often misunderstood.