I have a saying about criminals, just like everyone else, they too, should seriously consider their vocation because not everybody is built for carrying out a fool proof plan. All forms of rouge activity require a certain level of care, especially when trying to pull off what could at best be described as an immature college prank done to draw negative attention to the recently renewed Occupy Wall Street movement still going strong in New York City.
A Philadelphia man was arrested on Friday after police say he dumped buckets of feces and urine at two separate downtown locations — the stairs of an open-air plaza, and inside an ATM vestibule.
According to the NYPD, about 8 p.m. on March 14, “Occupy Wall Street demonstrators” were seen dragging large buckets of feces and urine near an open-air plaza at the corner of Nassau and Cedar streets. The alleged occupiers then dumped out the buckets down the stairs of the outdoor plaza.
About 20 minutes later, one of the suspects went into a Chase ATM vestibule on Water Street. Like on the stairs of the plaza, the suspect dumped out a huge bucket of feces and urine inside of the vestibule.
Thank goodness for the See Something, Say Something, campaign because it was an alert by-stander that took down the license plate number of the van though to be used to transport the aromatic goods. The police were able to view video of the incident via several camera feeds. You know, this is WALL STREET and there are plenty of cameras on the big buildings that contain all the big money.
Jordan Brooks Amos, of Philadelphia was arrested on March 16, and charged with unlawful possession of noxious matter (also known as shit and piss), and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
Oh, yeah, he also had a stun gun in the van so you know this guy obviously didn’t give a shit.
Wait..he did give a shit, buckets of it. Check the video and shake your head and hit yourself with a hammer if you though dumping doo doo was funny in college….or now.