First, let me wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day. So what if it’s a totally conjured, purely commercial “holiday” and that you’re single and you’ll prolly end up eating some good cheese cake while watching House reruns. Just think that you have a whole year to fuck up the next (or current) relationship! Besides, if you really think the “other side” is that happy, think again, Virginia. Today, when she (whoever she happens to be now) gets on my nerves, I can feign an excuse and go home alone. Try that with your husband/ wife/ lover/ current parasitic degenerate. Oh! before I forget! Go read my take on love at Subversify (click here). It won’t get you closer to The One, but at least you’ll know why.

Speaking of flower grams and what have you, Andrew Breitbart, the owner of several conservative Web sites (and a certified Koch-sucker), was served at the [CPAC] conference on Saturday with a lawsuit (click here) filed by Shirley Sherrod, the former Agriculture Department employee who lost her job last year over a video-smear that Mr. Brietbart posted at his site.

::cue world’s smallest violins::

Mr. Breitbart said in a statement that he “categorically rejects the transparent effort to chill his constitutionally protected free speech.”

What’s this country coming to?!! How is creating a highly edited video of somebody’s words, taken out of context in order to deliberately and expressly defame and destroy them in the eye of the public is not a Constitutional right? This is not my America!

Don’t you just love it when a conservative coward hides behind a “right” that doesn’t exist?

(h/t FireDogLake)

My name is Eddie and I’m in recovery from civilization