I’m so disappointed with the black community this week. First off, I can’t believe that none of you are protesting the police shooting death last weekend of  the naked face-eating black man down in Miami. OK, so maybe some of you have yet to get over the shock of him being black  — I know, it’s like the DC Sniper all over again. Let’s be honest, what he did wasn’t the normal type of black crime. Sure we might buss a fool in the head with a 40oz bottle, but eat a white man’s face off? Yeah, that ain’t our thing; it’s nothing like the stuff black folks do.

Listen to what his mother says:

Rudy Eugene: Naked Face-Eating Man Shot By Miami Police

But that aside, I figured black folk would be raising all kinds of hell and protesting in Miami by now; I mean, now that we know it was a brotha shot and killed by the police. OK, so he was eating another man’s face while growling like a wild animal; not normal, I get that. But damn, he was naked and unarmed. Hell, I know he wasn’t wearing a hoodie or nothing, but did they really have to shoot him? I’m only asking because you know how that hoodie thing plays out in Florida. But yet ain’t nobody marching or nothing, so I guess it doesn’t matter; yep, maybe he should’ve had Skittles.

To hear his friends tell it, he never used hard drugs:

Speaking of which, remember when we were all fired up about Trayvon Martin? Remember how we were all debating about how racist George Zimmerman and those “stand your ground” laws are? Yeah, and how it was yet another tool of an already racially biased criminal justice system hell bent on arbitrarily running up in the asses of black folk? Well, forget about those “stand your ground” laws, y’all; because, when black folks are shooting at each other after arguing over Kool-Aid like two fools did in Detroit, I’d say we have bigger problems than white folks trying to kill us.

I mean seriously, is this what’s hot out in the streets?

No really, is this where we’re at now as a people? Shooting at each other over who can make the best Kool-Aid?  You know, I was down with the whole “hope and change” thing back in 2008. But I’d be damned if Barack ain’t changed shit; yes, my people are still acting like fools. But RiPPa, did you really think Obama was gon’ change all forms of niggerdom and fuckery in the black community? Honestly, I didn’t; I just thought my cousins n’em would have a sense of pride about themselves — especially since white folks are watching — and act like they got some damn sense. You know, act like they’re all full of hope like I did back in ’09 at the inauguration. But naw, “mu’fuckas wanna show how hard they is,” I suppose. Shit, how we ‘posed to fight the power after some shit like this?

C’mon y’all, Harriet Tubman didn’t take a front seat on the bus for this type of foolishness:

JOPPA, Md. — A Maryland college student has admitted murdering and dismembering a man and then eating his heart and part of his brain, police said Thursday.

Kenyan-born Alexander Kinyua, who has been charged with first-degree murder in the death of Nigerian national Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, allegedly carried out the gruesome deed after ranting online about human sacrifices and death cults.

The 37-year-old victim had been living at the Kinyua family home in Joppa, Md., for the past six months, the Baltimore Sun reported.

His severed head and hands were found in the home and more of his remains were dumped in a trash container outside a church, police said.

Kinyua, 21, allegedly confessed to killing Agyei-Kodie with a knife then eating his heart and portions of his brain. 

Alexander Kinyua (L), has confessed to killing his roomate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie (R), and eating his heart and part of his brain.

Harford County Sheriff Jesse Bane said the crime was among the most brutal and bizarre he had seen in his 40 years with the force — and he had never come across a case of cannibalism.

“I’ve not encountered that in this county, and I hope we never encounter it again,” Bane said.

Kinyua’s father, Antony, reported Agyei-Kodie missing last Friday after going for a jog.

Then Tuesday night, Antony called police to say his other son, Jarrod, had found a human head and two human hands inside metal tins under a blanket in the laundry room, according to charging documents.

Kinyua told his father they were instead animal remains but when interviewed by police he allegedly admitted to killing Agyei-Kodie.

Kinyua faced a court Thursday via live video feed from Harford County Detention Center. The judge ruled he be held without bail.

Kinyua is a third-year electrical engineering major at Morgan State University and fellow students said his behavior had become increasingly troubled in recent months, the Baltimore Sun reported.

He was charged with first-degree assault and reckless endangerment for allegedly fracturing the skull of a classmate with a baseball bat on May 20, in what police described as a random attack.

Kinyua, who was born in Kenya but has lived in Maryland with his family for the past nine years, had also began making threatening online posts, including recent Facebook messages about “mass human sacrifices.”

I don’t know what’s really going on in Black America; and, it’s a damn shame I can’t even blame it on crack. I don’t know, but black folks eating  other people here in America, sounds a little bit like Negroes taking this post-racial thing too seriously. Sure we might be all “equal” now, but does that mean we gotta do what “other people” do? I tell you one thing that hasn’t changed, cannibal or not, police will still buss a cap in a nigga’s ass. I know assimilation can be a bitch; but, being post-racial doesn’t give black folks creative license to start eating people and having shootouts over Kool-Aid.

  • The police somehow managed to arrest (white) Jeffrey Dahmer without killing him, even though Dahmer murdered and ate some of seventeen men and boys.   In a stunning show of white privilege, Dahmer chased a naked Asian boy into the street, after the boy escaped from Dahmer’s captivity.  When neighbor’s called the police and the police arrived, Dahmer pointed at the Asian boy and said, “He’s with me,” or something of the sort, so the white police let the white serial killer take the naked Asian boy back into the house, where Dahmer killed his victims.

    It hard to imagine that a white boy runs naked into the street and a Black man says, he’s with me and takes the screaming naked white boy back into the house.  So, the question is whether they would have killed a white man because he was eating a person’s face on the side of the highway.  I think the answer is, “no.”  They would have arrested him, so that they could put him on trial.

    As for accidentally shooting bystanders over Cool Aid, that shows a wanton disregard for innocent life and a pathetic lack of target practice.

  • I’m from Detroit and have no intention of going back. To paraphrase Father Callahan from Salem’s Lot “Stay out of  Detroit. Things have gone bad in Detroit now”.

    If you can’t afford one of these you probably shouldn’t drive thru Detroit.
    just saying..

  • My wife is from Detroit…. nice town. LOL

  • Don’tPlayThatCard

     Your an idiot. I don’t think the cop shot him because he was black, the cop shot him because he was eating another man’s face! He was told to stop, and didn’t stop. Would you walk over and try and pull a face eating man off of his victim, when his only response to your orders to stop were looking up and growling with a mouthful of flesh? He was put down like the wild animal he was. If you want to play the race card, I bet he would not have ate a black man’s face. Why did he have to eat a white man’s face? He must be racist.

    Also, as far as the Jeffery Dahmer things go…the cops didn’t catch him…eating someone’s face! I bet if they did, he would have been shot to death too.

  • guest

    um harriet tubman died in 1913… she was involved with the underground railroad… she did not protest on the bus… that was rosa parks… clearly you are very well informed about black history. i’m tired of people playing the race card when it is not warranted. i agree with you that racism still exists in america, but i do not think that the police officer’s reaction had anything to do with the color of the attacker’s skin. it was a gruesome scene that the police officer will probably relive in his nightmares for many years to come. i think a more interesting concern in this case is that the homeless victim’s privacy has not been respected- pictures of his disfigured face are all over the internet with no thought of HIPPA privacy laws. when that poor woman was attacked by a chimpanzee her injuries were not splattered all over the internet. 

  • Reggie

    Shit he must have really been hungry!!!

  • Kesha

    Prayers going up for this world, and it saddens my heart that the devil power can get a hold of folks and make them act in such a crazy way. God is the answer for peace, and God one day will show his face, and stop all this violence in this world.

  • WGfan

    I really dislike this article. It unsettles me when people start grouping aspects of life according to race.

  • Though unusual a sight, it’s hard for me to understand how a man eating another man’s face poses a threat which warrants the use of lethal force. As bizarre as the actions of the dead victim, equally as bizarre is the fact that most people see this shooting as justified. But hey, black men have been shot and killed for doing less, so go figure.

  • From what I heard, he was shot six times. Can such indiscriminate use of deadly force be justified to stop an unarmed naked man?

  • Littlet

    Your a fucking nigger!!! No wonder you uneducated niggers are always pointing your fingers to racial profiling. It’s because you have nothing better to do but sell drugs and kill each other!! Ugh, you disgust me. I wish it was your face that was eaten and then the cop would have put you out of your misery too!!!

  • Jessica Wilde

    Detroit Kool-Aid Shootout! [Leaked Footage]

  •  1) I know just who Harriet Tubman was — my statement was an attempt at humor.

    2) The long history of police officers shooting and killing unarmed black men is well documented. The eating of another man’s face, notwithstanding, the victim in this case posed no threat to police officers on the scene.

    3) It might seem highly inappropriate for the pics of the homeless man’s eaten face to surface on the internet. However, this being the internet, does it surprise you?

  •  Well, you’re obviously devoid of society, or the real world as it exists.

  •  Hey, thanks for the compliment — I enjoy being referred to as a, “fucking nigger.” Yep, I’m racist like that. 🙂

  •  It’s “You’re” … “YOU’RE a fucking nigger”… Well learned racists have a good grasp of homophones and homonyms, particularly when they’re pointing out how uneducated us Niggers are.