You know how it feels to go to a party and see someone else with the same outfit you’re wearing? I don’t know about the fellas reading this, but I’m sure the ladies can feel me. When you see something like that, you feel sorta funny, sorta embarrassed. I know that’s how I feel or have felt before when placed in a similar situation. Well, that’s how I’m looking at John McCain’s pick for a Vice Presidential running-mate.

I mean the guy got his ass knocked the fuck out like “Debo” did “Red” in the movie Friday from Obama’s speech at the DNC. And this is what he comes up with in his announcement for VP? A woman who has only been govenor since 2006?? Not being sexist, or suggesting that a woman cannot run this country. That’s not the issue. But hey, I don’t expect my 10mth old daughter to start doing brain surgery in 6 months time either.

The funny thing about this, is that for the last month or so, he, John McCain has questioned Obama’s experience. He has also questioned his judgement. But yet, this is his big announcement he had lemmings…oops…I meant republicans waiting for overnight. Questioning a resume or voting history is one thing, but to tie that in with his (Obama’s) experience is another. Its like two virgins who’ve never seen any parts of the pussy arguing about who is best to have sex with a prostitute. Yes America is like a prostitute, and we the people have been taking it up the ass for quite some time now. Yep, for the last 8yrs to be exact.

And here comes John McCain to save the day, or at least sell us whores on the idea that he can be the best pimp. What’s sad, is that there are millions of people who see this as a good choice in VP. Lord forbid that McCain wins. Lord forbid that he has a stroke the day after the inauguration after a night of drunken sex from his very wealthy wife who owns him. Lord forbid that would happen. If it does, we the people will be stuck with the re-incarnation of the “Church Lady” from “Saturday Night Live” to run this country.

Really Mr. McCain? Is that the best you can do? Clearly he’s punch drunk if he thinks he now posses the “dream ticket”. I really hate to think that him and his crew believe that by putting this woman on the ticket, that they’re gonna attract all those “disgruntled” Hillary Clinton supporters. Hopefully grandpa Moses is smarter than that because Sarah Palin is no Hillary Clinton. She’s a white woman like her, but she doesn’t have the draw like our former first lady. If ya ask me, McCain and his team smoked those 18 million pieces of crack that fell from the glass ceiling that is women in politics. Hopefully she doesn’t start wearing pants suits next week.

But suddenly, John McCain, Mr. Tough Guy, is viewed as a man who has championed the rights of women or their causes. The guy voted to have legislature make insurance companies cover Viagra, and not Birth Control for women. Hmmmm? Sounds kinda sexist to me, but what do I know. After all, he is a pro-lifer. Why else would he NOT want women to receive coverage for birth control pills, but allow men to have coverage for Viagra. But then again, he’s 97yrs old and still has to keep his little shriveled up pecker erect. If I were a woman, I’d be insulted by this man and his attempt to be a reformed chauvinist pig.

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RiPPa is the creator, publisher, and editor-in-chief of The Intersection of Madness & Reality. As a writer, he uses his sense of humor, sarcasm, and sardonic negro wit to convey his opinion. Being the habitual line-stepper and fire-breathing liberal-progressive, whether others agree with him, isn’t his concern. He loves fried chicken, watermelon, and President Barack Obama. Yes, he's Black; yes, he's proud; and yes, he says it loud. As such, he's often misunderstood.