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Widow Wins $3M in Lawsuit After Cheating Husband Dies in Threesome

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Not that I plan on cheating on my wife, but the following serves as warning as to why making the decision to stray away from home might not be a good idea.  Now in another life — say, the much younger and not-so-much older me with a lot to lose — let’s just say that a brotha like me may have taken a chance. Back then, the most I would worry about is maybe catching one of those “friendly diseases” or, maybe something like the condom breaking — you know, like getting some chick you can’t stand pregnant? But as I’ve gotten older, I’ve found myself talking myself out of cheating by creating some of the most unlikely but possible scenarios; shit, the way I see it, if you’re gonna fuck around, why not plan for the worse; you know, like maybe death(?).

I mean, why not the extreme stuff like catching a heart attack or a stroke while knee deep in some off-limits coochie? Or worse — said owner of the cooch themselves catching a heart attack or dying while doing the horizontal mambo. Trust me, as crazy as it sounds, that type of stuff happens more often than you think. As a matter of fact, I have a good friend who’s father died while having sex with his side piece. Not that dying is a better option, but having to live through the embarrassment of explaining how you tripped and fell into some pussy to your friends and family, might be a bit too much, that you wished you had actually died. But hey, don’t tell that to the wife of William Martinez:

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -A jury awarded a widow a multimillion dollar verdict in a medical malpractice case involving a man who suffered a fatal heart attack during a sex act with two other people.

William Martinez, a police officer, went to a physician at the Cardiovascular Group in Lawrenceville after experiencing heart problems.

Lawyers said that the doctor should have recognized that Martinez’s symptoms were serious and should have sent him to the hospital for treatment.

“There was enough for him to make the call and to know that he should have sent this man directly to the hospital to get a stress test that clearly would have identified and diagnosed his blocked heart arteries,” said attorney Rod Edmond.

A few days after the doctor’s visit, Martinez went to a motel near Hartsfield-Jackson Airport to see a woman – not his wife – and another man for a sexual rendezvous.

Martinez died after having sex numerous times. The female returned from the bathroom and found him collapsed on the floor.

A Gwinnett County jury found the doctor negligent and awarded his widow a $3 million settlement. (source)

A lawyer representing the doctor said that Martinez was told to make an appointment the next day, but Martinez delayed.

Yeah, dying butt-naked in a hotel room after fucking off on your wife, has to suck. So what’s the moral of the story you ask? Other than visiting your doctor regularly, never leave home with dirty underwear; and, never get butt-naked anywhere your wife isn’t present unless it’s at the hospital or doctor’s office. No really, why take that gamble when there’s all this free internet porn?

 
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Published on: June 13, 2012

Filled Under: Culture, Justice

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  • http://www.insaneasylumblog.com/ THE INSANE ASYLUM (MR. CHAP)

    Duly noted, Bro. Damn!

     
    • http://rippdemup.com/ RiPPa

      If you’re gonna cheat on your wife, you should undertake the task with the idea that the pussy is going to kill you. LOL

       
  • Shady Grady

    A threesome with another dude??? Uh no thank you.
    And the doctor should have to tell someone with possible cardiac disease “Ok lose some weight, take some aspirin and statins, try to reduce stress, eat right and whatever you do don’t have kinky sex in hotel rooms” 
    That last should go without saying…

     
    • http://rippdemup.com/ RiPPa

      And we thumb our noses at the suggestion of Tort Reform. LOL