I haven’t been to a night club in quite some time., so I’ve been out of the loop. At my age, there’s no telling what the young’uns are doing these days; and, my old ass stepping into a night club today, would turn that shit into a museum. But anyway, I got wind of the supposed lates craze at night clubs over in Ghana, and it totally blew my mind. Apparently, teaching folks how to Dougie just ain’t it over there. Instead, it’s all about grown men sucking on titties. Yes yes,, y’all! Grown-ass men are sucking titties all up in the club, and women are down with that shit, all night long, son!

Can you imagine it catching on jhere?

Back To Africa, Anyone?

As if that is the latest “Sakawa” in town to aid the young guys into making some quick money, the new craze in town is that almost all the young guys who visit the nite clubs with their girl friends are trying to suck their breasts openly without fear or shyness from the public. When the first picture was sent to us we thought it was something designed to seek public attention until this writer witnessed it at a popular Nite club in Accra.

Every occasion comes with a different lifestyle but what we are witnessing this year is a mind boggling one which needs serious attention from the authorities of the Nite clubs these activities have been seen. The first one was seen at a Nite club around Adabraka and Asylum Down(Accra) during their session they call Francophone Nite which is believed to house many people from our neighboring French countries. What is still not clear was whether those who were engaged in the act were Ghanaians or foreigners. The most fascinating stuff about this breasts sucking craze is that the guys do not suck the “orange” (small) size breasts, but the “water melon” type which babies even admire. (source: Ghana Nation)

Damn, no love for itty bitty titties?

As a bonafide lover of big titties, it’s a disappointment that nothing like this ever happened when I was younger, and single, when I frequented night clubs. But then again, that might be have been a good thing. The last thing I’d like to see out the corner of my eye as I suck on some titties in a night club, is some brother getting his knob slobbed on the dance floor. That shit would be a serious health risk; but, maybe one can get paid by suing a night club for a slip and fall on the dance floor.